Chicago DUI attorney thinks paying for a designated driver beats the alternative

This Chicago DUI attorney posted here about a service that would drive you home safely.  Imagine her surprise when she saw an ad for u drink I drive in a local magazine.

From udrinkidrive.com:

UDID's Personal Favorites:

·                                  So you are a taxi?

We are NOT A TAXI ! We are a chauffeur service that utilizes your vehicle to drive you. The advantage is that if you are already out you don't need to leave your car behind and worry about retrieving it on the next day.

·                                  So your service is for free?

Unfortunately, the answet  [sic] to this question is NO, we are not free. But our prices are very affordable - the service costs less than a two way cab fare!

·                                  Is there a puke fee?

No, but if you get sick, remember it is your own car... We are not cleaning it for you, just driving it

·                                  Would you pick up underage kids?

Absolutely! The highest number of fatal casualties due to drinking and driving comes from teenagers between 18-21. We don't judge you, just take you home safely!

·                                  So you encourage underage drinking?

Definetely [sic], not! We acknowledge that there is a problem with underage drinking and do our best to help prevent the worse!

Somehow, I suspect there will be arguments over whether this is a taxi service.  Wonder if they will get some support from AAIM, MADD, and others?